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Leonard Cohen, from The Book of Mercy (1984)

sullina:
its-ya-bo:
“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire
you’re actually correct!
Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

(via natjennie)

firstfullmoon:

ALT
Robert Wood Lynn, “Poem with Bleating Heart”

powerburial:

ive been saving up for an illustrious red onion

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luminiera-merge:

everyone here is so mean 2 me and nobody respects me or talks to me and nobody appreciates anything i have d

ambassadorquark:

if i was a harbor seal you KNOW i’d be taking joyous underwater naps!!!!!!!

(via selkiecoded)

skincareroutine:

snoopy loves you but not enough to save you

(via taxidermychrist)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can’t find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

(via tiktaalic)

40ouncesandamule:

serial-kissing:
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
Happy Birthday Snoopy!

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softwaring:

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0fficelady:

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centrally-unplanned:

chronicintrovert:
i can’t do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can’t fucking do this anymore!
Area Man Who Has “Had Enough” Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again

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rthwrms:

parthenon eyes in crocheted embroidery floss

(via owlmylove)

bearotonin-international:

The kiddos are never too young to start learning the art to salmon slammin

(via strideerandflashlightgirl)

hamvendor:

*leaning conspiratorially over the table in the DC steakhouse* Hey isn’t that the weird bug who’s in charge of the nighttime? And who’s he with? That is NOT his wife.

(via butchbulbasaur)